I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it more info took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just totally absurd.

• I can't even
• No joke
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?